SOS??? More like SSS, Skin Saving Secret(Sudocrem!)



OH MY GOD!!! Is that my face????

Everybody’s been there, thought it, cried about it! You wake up one morning perfectly fine, go about your day. And then you see your reflection, and DIE!!! That enormous red spot! with its three spot friends. The Dry skin. Forget a mask for Halloween, your face will send people running, children crying, the works!!!


The solution: Sudocrem!!!


Yes, a nappy rash cream!

But babies are onto something. Let’s face it, when it comes to skin perfection Toddlers can NOT be beaten. Whether it’s wily parents or the fact that babies are just discerning shoppers(I vote the latter); Smear it on to your face on a night(see below), don’t rub it in, let it soak and in the morning you’ll wake up flawless!!!!


And for £2.55 a tub, there’s really no excuse not to buy it. Find it at any Supermarket, or buy online at

 You’ll thank me for it!

 Sudocrem is one miracle face fixer that I can and will wear with pride!


Have your own secret beauty miracle worker? From the weird to the wonderful share it below!!!!


Sudocrem at work(Spoooooooooooooky)

Sudocrem at work(Spoooooooooooooky)

Hello Morticia Adams!

Crying for No reason

From the forthcoming album, this little number has number 1 written all over it.

Crying for no reason (Sorry Katy B, but I have a reason)


Dangly, Sparkly and Jangling so beautifully from the pages of a magazine. The Models so elegant, so sultry. I NEED them. Big Earrings are irresistible. Featured on the Winter Catwalks of Dolce and Gabbana, Balmain and Ralph Lauren. It’s a trend that’s trickled down to the high street and Fast!!!

But this is one trend that I will most definitely not be participating in. 

 I know Pain is Beauty, You have to suffer to look Good Blah Blah Blah. But I refuse! Because unless you want to look like this:      (Who am I to judge???)


wear something smaller and lighter (though just as Sparkly. Go Swarovski or Go home!) and your earlobes will not only thank me the day after, but 10 years from now , when they aren’t  level with your chin you’ll look back to this moment and be very grateful